My profile on A dating site

My self-summary on A dating site (2022) 

Romanian-born pluviophile in love with nature, snowdrops and peonies, classical music and meaningful dialogues (or eloquent silences). I can listen for hours on end and long for peace and quiet. Reflective and respectful, I prefer trees to people and utter solitude to presumptuous and snob company. Paradoxically (or not so much), I am an indoor person. At a party, even if the heart of it or the host, I feel like a fish out of water and I gasp for oxygen in between chats. Full of contradictions and introvert alert! Not fond of shopping, TV, reality shows, crowds, noisy places, (online) chatting/IM. I live and let everyone live. Afraid of conflict, I keep my distance from fanatics and extremists, conspiracy theorists and instigators of violence, arrogant and rigid, soulless and egocentric humans. Men in suits who wear Fahrenheit (aftershave, deodorant or cologne – pick one) or just smell like fresh soap are irresistible to me. 😊 If you want to torture me, take me to theatre or modern art exhibitions, make me listen to jazz, force me to watch musicals. A peasant I am, right? I could say that I am sorry to disappoint but, hey: De gustibus non disputandum est. Are you feeling sick already? Yeah, me too. What a bore! ***Update May 2022*** The above doesn't reveal enough about me, apologies to those who wanted to meet based on what it says. I am a writer (and a blogger), every minute is precious to me. ***I used to love to think that looks don't matter. I was wrong.*** At 46, I am not a fresh rose anymore, in fact, I have a few wrinkles, some grey hair – which I don't bother to hide – however, I do take good care of myself. 'Fit' doesn't apply 100% to my physique but neither are the others. I am a size 12 (UK) – a voluptuous figure – that and my style, the clean and natural look make an impression even on the most exigent people. What you see (and read) is what you get. *** Passionate about writing (not only), always lost in my thoughts, often stuck in alternative universes where people are kind and caring. Perfectly alright with my own company, but now and again I crave a touch, a hug, a laugh, a word of love, a walk or a chat with someone who thinks and feels like me. *** Usually told that I am impressive, I think I am impressively peculiar. Few people could complain about my luscious look, my nature though... is not everyone's cup of tea. If you didn't get that by now, there is something deeply wrong with you. 😅 It could also be my English. 🤔 Oh, well. *** It is rather difficult (impossible? 😅) but if the universe allows it (I believe in miracles), I would like to connect 🤔😅 with an independent man, considerate and supportive of my work, which entails me being locked in a room for days or weeks at a time 😱😱😱. Alas, I cannot be with someone who likes listening to loud music, going out often, travelling (unless they are okay with travelling alone) or need me to spend a lot of time with them every day 🥺. That doesn't mean I wouldn't be present or contribute to the relationship (need sleep!). I do not ask for more than I give. *** I am not looking for men or A man, I am looking for ONE man. The one who reads this to the end and sees... me. Not beyond words. No. I am an open book. Read ME. I am ready to wait 'till the end of time for that one man. *** My creative side dreams to be by the sea. *** If you still want to meet me after reading this 'epistle' 😳😳😳, please, make sure you have acknowledged my status quo. ***Nota Bene*** I am very patient and find excuses for most reprehensible behaviours, but if you are argumentative and unreasonable, overcritical and judgemental, I won't invest in any sort of relationship with a smartass. Oops. 🙊 ***PS*** Serial chatters – including those who have extensive knowledge about everything under (and above) the sun –, please, understand that I am not here because I am bored, lonely or have nothing better to do, quite the opposite. I am tremendously impressed by how many philosophers, composers, writers, poets etc. some of you can name, but without (physical) chemistry, your erudition leaves me cold. 🙊🙊🙊 Sadly, I am an ordinary self-taught human – merely an amateur in most fields; which means that I know a bit of a load of things. I am aware of my place in the world, therefore, if you are an academic and/or high society, you are out of my league. If you are conceited, I am out of yours.